Another Arguement Brewing (See Below)

Mr. Clark you dont have a hernia Im going to send you back to work.

Doc, I havenot missed a day of work since this happened.

Cant you send me for a CT Scan?

No you have an abdominal wall strain.

By the way what were all those surgeries from anyway.

CANCER DOC

I am discharging you from my care there is nothing else I can do for you.

Phone rings, Mr. Clark this Docter X you have a hernia. 

 

 

Bone Marrow Days

"Were checking the sample it might not be enough"

"That Looks Like It Hurts"

I Promise As Long As You Tell Me What Your Doing I Wont Make A Peep "Yeh Right"

The Average Stay Here is 28 days

Thats Average Ill Do It in 22

 

 

"Mr. Clark medicine is not a exact science"   by Dr. Hule Jefferson Hospital Philadelphia P.A.

"You have not been drinking or taking tylenol havent you"

(Maybe if I ask him three seperate times he will fold and tell the truth)  " If you were drinking your liver levels would be reversed"

Dr. Salartash "Just keep packing the wound it will heal"

Dr. Parikh "You were never going to heal you had a suture reaction the whole time"

Bone Marrow Aspiration 2006:  You have very hard bones youll never get osteo porosis. 

"I lost the sample"

"You really do have a high pain tolerance"  Shore Memorial Hospital Wound Clinic 2004

"Maybe will be a pic line into since we dont this is only a two lumen cathether"

No you wont youll get my Doctor on the phone right now! Jeanes Hospital Interventional Radiology 2004

New Jersey Department of Motor Vehicles Clerk "Ha Ha I have SARS", 

 Ha Ha I have Leukemia and Im wearing the mask so you don't get me sick!

"Dr. Nanfaro Northfield New Jersey You Dont Have a Hernia and Im Sending you back to work."  " I have not missed anytime at work Doc, I went back to work the day I was hurt".  "What are all those surgeries from anyway".  "I had cancer doc read the chart"

"Radiologist from Atlantic Medical Imaging 2006 You have a samll abdominal wall hernia"